Who's the best MC I'm one of them
Producers want me to holla them
Cause when people hear my tune
They put E's in their mouth and swallow them
I'm back on this ting so it's on again
You better start defusing the bomb again
I got so much girls on my dick
I'm surprised I ain't got a new baby mum again
I'm a born leader so I don't follow men
If I popped your tom, don't go and buy a new one
Cause I'll pop your tom again
And make you wanna go live with your mum again
I'm not on a voom mai long again
I might bowl through just like donkey kong again
Think I might do a next chinese song again
Smoke a quarter of cheese ina - YO

I'm a dirty guy
I'm ever so dirty minded
Sitting here, watching the girls go by
Thinking what I'd do to them, if I got my hands on them
Cause I'm a dirty bastard
After she sucked my dick, bust my nut in her face
And her face looks plastered
Take my dick out her mouth
Then slap her in the face with it
She says that she loves the taste of it
She wanted me to dip it in brandy
Then she came through with the lubricant
That shit came in handy
Then she started rubbing her clitoris
And was talking about she wants me inside her
So I opened up her legs
She told me to open them wider
So I spread them as far as I could
Then I drilled her out like a power screw driver

How much is it to mine in a taxi?
She said it was only a fiver
So I thought I'd stay a bit longer
Cause I wanted to bust on her face again
But she wanted me to bust on her belly
She wanted it recorded on camera
You dunno it was HD ready
After we finished our nastiness
She wanted to watch it on telly
So I made her have a big orgasm
She thought she could fly like R Kelly
You dunno I'm a dirty bastard
Ok darling that would be my pleasure
If you look at the end of a rainbow
I guarantee you'll find lots of treasure
Or you might just find a pearl necklace
The ladies say I'm too reckless
They say I'm a pornstar in the making
I was doing this girl from the back
She couldn't believe how much cock she was taking
She held my dick like a microphone
Then she started spitting on it
Then she licked off her saliva
Then she said that she felt like sitting on it
This girl was a fucking freak
Trust me I couldn't fucking speak
I didn't know that recieving so much pleasure
Could make you so fucking weak

I couldn't take no more blud
I bust my nut too much times
This girl had too much energy
I think she sniffed too much lines
But it weren't nothing to me though
Trust me it was all good times
You could see all the condensation
On the window when I opened the blinds
We both thought alike like two great minds
After a long session of sex
I like to smoke a spliff to unwind
You dunno I'm a dirty black bastard
That's why I'm gonna stay unsigned
Go to sleep with money on my brain
And wake up with sex on my mind