They call it a hotel but it’s residential
It’s usually chill but this was Saturday night
Someone took a bite out of someone else’s flesh
And now I see that there is only one thing for me to do

Save Laura
Working on that crossword puzzle
Save Laura
I went to check on all the rest
Save Laura
When I came back, she was nowhere to be found
Laura is a vampire now

Josh had a cold and he was told
For a stuffy nose, you use lots of garlic
It made him less sick but the solution was a myth
He wasn’t spared by those vampires as bats flying in the air

Savе Laura
Working on that crossword puzzle
Save Laura
I went to chеck on all the rest
Save Laura
When I came back, she was nowhere to be found
Laura is a vampire now
I can’t believe that Barry survived this whole thing
He’s got a beard, is he a werewolf or is he a stylish man?

Save Laura
Working on that crossword puzzle
Save Laura
I went to check on all the rest
Save Laura
When I came back, she was nowhere to be found
Save Laura
There’s some twilight antics going down
Save Laura
Maybe she went to get help in the town

No! Laura is a vampire now
Laura is biting my neck now
Laura is sucking my blood now
Laura has made me a vampire now