[Intro: Taxi Dave]
Hi, I'm Taxi Dave
I wanna invite you to come visit Sacramento, uh, California
Cuz, uh, we've even added new bars, nightclubs, hotels, restaurants (food)
And there's a lot of tourism, it's the state capital (uh-huh)
Um, museums like art, history, and transportation

[Chorus: Taxi Dave]
Yeah, uh-huh
You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do
I do is big
In my black and yellow cab

[Verse 1: Taxi Dave]
Now my cab looks unapproachable (unapproachable)
It's safe, it's mean, and it's super clean
And you wanna ride with me because I'm the big cat
(Hold up, who's the big cat?)
I-I-I'm the big cat. (Yeah!)

I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab
Singing it and snapping it and that's that (that's that)
Got a call from a customer - this just in
They need a pick up at the Holiday Inn (Oh!)
[Chorus]
You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do
I do is big
In my black and yellow cab

[Verse 2: Michael Gregory (Schmoyoho)]
Schmo - schmo - schmoyoho
Let's slow down for the ladies
Who's about to guide through a magical land
Like Peter Pan, from the club, to the art museum?
And who's about to give you the wisdom you need
Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency?
Keep him on speed dial
When you're ten drinks in
You could travel in style
'Stead of with a drunk friend
He'll suggest cuisine for your supper
And discuss the Renaissance like a boss mother foo
Excuse my language

I got in with the shawty
About to take her back to my place
Dave recommended we the local theater's new space
Girl, I promise I'mma let you finish another night
But Hamlet had the greatest climax of all time (Oh!)
[Chorus]
You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do
I do is big
In my black and yellow cab

You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do
I do is big
In my black and yellow cab