The Gregory Brothers
Spa Regulations. Serbians. Sotomayor.
[Intro Joe Scarborough & Evan Gregory]
JS: What do you expect from the next supreme court justice? What does President Obama need to do?

EG: Oh, Joe, it's absolutely clear. There's no question about it. There's no question about this question. And what president Obama needs to do with the question, for the American people and by the American people. Let me put it like this

[Evan Gregory]
Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh
Na na, where are all the shawties on the court?

[Joe Scarborough]
It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court
Uh, doesn't seem right to me

[Evan Gregory]
Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs

[Michael Gregory]
We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs

[Evan Gregory]
When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival

[Michael Gregory]
Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles

There are so many qualified women out there
Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe
Well, I completely agree with you. - And I complete agree, too
How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man?
Judge Ginsburg said she's really very lonely without another woman
Without another woman. Lonely without another woman!
I know what it's like with a woman gone
Crying in the n*** with the curtains drawn
Breaking news! - Oh snap! News is broken!
Breaking news, in ya face!
Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor
(Oh!) She's a shawty. (Oh!) She's a Boricua!
Jurisprudent! - With soft thighs!
And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate
Staying up late, making sure to thank heaven above
Because she ain't lonely without another woman
Without another woman. Lonely without another woman!
Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out!
This one goes out to all the Serbians
Also the ladies. But mostly the Serbians
And until the Serbian people look themselves in the face
Understand what their leaders have done, and convinced them of;
Until that moment arrives Serbian people will not
Be able to shed this notion of victimization
That all of their leaders prey upon and manipulate them with
Until that moment arrives. (oohh oohh oohh)
Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face
Until that moment arrives. Until that moment arrives!
April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
Romance for a shawtayee! - Possibly lead poisoning
::Barf:: - Lead poisoning
::Barf, barf:: I'm getting sick like ::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf::
Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the fruits and vegetables of your labor
(Shawtayee!) you'd better get your soil tested first
(Oh!) Your soil tested first
Oh, I live in the ghetto, so I'll expect the worst
Paint chippings and old pesticides may be buried inside... (Me, oh my!)
Raising the level of lead in the soil
The tests are inexpensive, and some local health departments
Do them for free. - Even for a talking head thug like me?
Once you're in the clear Mary, Mary quite contrary
Plant away. - Okay
And when asked how does your garden grow
Tell them it's healthy, green and lead-free
I'll say it's healthy, green and lead-free
Shawtayee! - Healthy
Healthy, believe me, I ain't trying to munch on a poison zucchini
This bill actually has the secretary of energy regulating jacuzzis
Now, the idea strikes me as close to being nuts
I agree--I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry
The only jacuzzis this will regulate will have to produce
12,500 mega watts of energy
You made me angry with lies. Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I'm angry!
On page 233, uh... Line 5: portable electric spas
Portable electric spas! - No spa is above the law!
Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa is...
I was told it was a jacuzzi, but that's in this bill
So it's true! I'm no longer angry at you
My original anger's renewed!
We will give you a hot spa that is energy efficient
I hope that doesn't offend you
He might have a point, my anger's making a switch cause you're being a little b*$&!
But maybe not
Maybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis. Ooohhhh
What's this? A single tear that is wet that I shed. Ooohh oh oh oohh
When an angry gorilla cries... Who's gonna be there to dry his eyes?
And when an angry gorilla's depressed, Who's gonna heal him with a soft caress?
Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks
Ooh ooh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete
And I'm a soldier, but a soldier's got feelings
Don't know whom to lend my anger to
That's why I'm crestfallen and confused...
Shawtayee!
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