Hey, Joel
What?
I need a wingman
Uh... when?
Tonight, like, right now
Oh, I, uh, got a business schedule of playing Mario Kart and eating guacamole, sorry
Not anymore, you don't. Let's get out of here, you gotta help me see the world, and meet someone lovely. Let me put it this way

I need a wingman for tonight
Someone of build that brings up my height
And if all my romances die
Then we'll still have each other tonight

Okay, but, what if I need a wingman of my own
If I'm successful, he'll be alone
But if I don't find somebody
We'll still have each other after the party

I need a wingman (So people see I have friends)
I need a wingman (So I know how to blend in)
I need a wingman (To set me up for a win)
To help me through the night

I need a wingman though I'm not a dude
To make someone jealous, I'll be talking to you
And if I succeed, and you don't
You two can cry each other to sleep at home
We all need wingmen, we've established that fact
The party keeps raging if it travels with a pact
So wherever we wanna go
We could never end up alone

I need a wingman (So I don't feel insecure)
I need a wingman (To help me walk through that door)
I need a wingman (Ain't that what friends are for?)
To help me through the night
I need a wingman (So I don't seem like a bore)
I need a wingman (In case I pass out on the floor)
I need a wingman (Oh, to help me weather the storm)
To help me through the night

And the best way to help my anxiety
Is to know that my wingman needs me
Mmm