Well The world is now quite different
It's getting rather hot
But that don't mean that there can't be
An occasional temperature drop
This time for us is tied to
Such a festive way of living
When we are all fat fatties
And not a single fuck is given
A 1, a 2, a 1 2, 3

Oh you know that Christmas is comin around
When it's cold as hell
And you know that Santa's comin to town
When it starts to get cold as hell
We're freezin our asses off around the nation
At least there's one big consolation
We're about to smother eachother with gifts
But that don't change that it's cold as shit
You know you 'bout to see friends and family
When it's cold as hell
And you'll gain ten pounds on pie and candy
When it starts to get cold as hell
We're freezin our asses off around the world
All the cold-ass boys and hypothermic girls
Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells
When it's cold as hell
Oh So long ago when I was an itty bitty baby
The slightest hint of chill
Made me moan and groan so awful crazy (sorry mother)
But now as I toil away

On a frigid day scraping the car off
Hey, it ain't so bad
No I don't mind a bit, won't quit
'Cause There's a light at the end of the tunnel
As I'm freezin my balls off
As I'm freezin my balls off
You know they're selling out of things you don't need
When it's cold as hell
And there's a genocide of all the pine trees
When it starts to get cold as hell
We're freezin our asses off around the nation
At least there's one big consolation
We're about to smother eachother with gifts
But that don't change that it's cold as shit
You know that frosty's coming to life
When it's cold as hell
And someone's gonna die outside of BestBuy
When it starts to get cold as hell
We're freezin our asses off around the world
All the cold-ass boys and the hypothermic girls
Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells
When it's cold as hell
Put on your gloves
Put on your hat
Go get your coat
Snatch it off the coatrack
If you forget
You'll be in deep shit
Cause it's cold as hell
3 , 4
Put on your gloves
Put on your hat
Go get your coat
Snatch it off the coatrack
If you forget
You'll be in deep shit
Cause it's cold as hell
1,2,3,4
Put on your gloves
Put on your hat
Go get your coat
Snatch it off the coatrack
If you forget
You'll be in deep shit
Cause it's cold as hell