[Joseph Gordon Levitt]
And now, we will hear a two minute closing statement
From, uh, Vermin Supreme
I'll be accompanying you
On my Strat!
Let’s see

[Vermin Supreme]
My name is Vermin
Vermin Supreme
And you can vote
You can vote for me
For president, if you want
And my name is Vermin
And, uh, okay

[Terry Shumaker]
Do you still stand by your pony pledge?

[Supreme and (Patrick Griffin)]
Yes I do, free ponies for all
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas
One more thing, Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay

He's turning gay!
Turning gay!
Woo woo!
(thank you, alright, okay)
Turning turning turning turning turning gay
[Levitt]
And all the un-gay is melting away!

[Supreme]
He's turning gay!
Turning gay!
Woo woo!

[Levitt]
Not a single straight gene in his DNA, cause

[Supreme]
He’s urning turning turning turning turning gay
Turning turning turning turning turning gay
Turning turning turning turning turning gay


[John Stossel]
Our instincts say everybody should vote
But some people are dumb, and they shouldn't vote
The kids are not paying attention

[Sarah Gregory]
Yeah, on election day, give 'em detention. Woo!

[Stossel]
This endless cheerleading
Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids
[Gregory and (both)]
All the kids are so (stupid, stupid dumb stupid)


[Juan Williams]
Speaker Gingrich, you proposed kids work as janitors?

[Newt Gingrich]
You could hire thirty-something kids for the price of one janitor
Those kids would get money
Cash money
Light janitorial duty
Get money
Work in the cafeteria
Cash money, cash money is a good thing if you're poor
Get some cash money, then get some more
I'mma help poor people learn how to get a job
I'mma, I'mma help poor people learn how to get

That money
That cash (that cash!)
Get money
Get a stash (get a stash!)
Get that money
That cash
Get money (all the money!)
Get a whole damn stash
That money (that money!)
That cash (that cash!)
Get money (get money!)
Get a stash (get a stash!)
Get that money (that money!)
That cash (that cash!)
Get cash, money money cash, money money cash!