[Verse 1: Andrew Gregory, Michael Gregory, both]
Could this be what I think it is?
Yes it is
Holy moly!
But before you click
Think real hard before you do that
If you don't slow down, you could get whiplash
What'd you say? I was watching cute cats
And have you seen the one with the little girl's rap?
Wait! Hold up! Don't go too fast
Once you dive in, you can never turn back

[Pre-Chorus]
Life will never be the same
Now that I've seen "Chocolate Rain"
And I never knew a goat could scream right back
Oh, the simple pleasures of a Pop-Tart cat

[Chorus]
Oh, YouTube
I could stay up late
Watching "Trololol" for ten hours straight
That's a good one
Oh, YouTube
Refreshing PewDiePie's page
'Til we die of old age
[Verse 2]
First you get sucked in by a dubstep dance
Then there's people on the subway wearing no pants
You might start small with a laughing baby
Then you end up singing with "Call Me Maybe"
I just learned trigonometry
And how to put bacon in lasagna
These people share [?]
Or they just stuff things into a blender

[Pre-Chorus]
Life won't the same again
Now that I can "Rick Roll" all my friends
And I never even knew that pandas sneeze
Or how my eyebrows should be tweezed

[Chorus]
Oh, YouTube
I could stay up late
Watching drive-thru pranks for ten hours straight
So addictive
Oh, YouTube
Refreshing Jenna Marble's page
'Til we die of old age

[Verse 3]
How did we live life before?
We solved Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
I always wanted to know how a ninja fights (Me too!)
And what Pokemon would be like in real life
[Chorus: both, and Sarah Gregory]
Oh, YouTube
I could stay up late
Watching "Jedi A-Holes" for ten hours straight
Oh, YouTube
Refreshing Lonely Island's page
'Til we die of old age

[Post-Chorus: all three]
I could stay up late
Watching Philly D and Ray
I could stay up late
Watching John and Hank