[Intro: Mitt Romney and Barack Obama (in unison)]
Mr. Chairman/woman
And delegates
I accept your nomination for President of the United States!

[Round 1: Romney, Obama, both]
So here we stand
Americans have a choice
A choice for the future
Every parent should have a choice
So now you have a choice
To help create a better future
Choose that future
A future where everyone can find a job
And outsource fewer jobs
Growing jobs is about taking risks (The risk takers)
It's about dreams (The dreamers)
Steve Jobs

[Round 2: Romney, Obama, both]
The time has come for us to put aside the divisiveness
No democracy works without compromise
Our destinies are bound together
I'm asking you to join me to walk together
Our path is harder, but at least to a better place
Where no senior fears for the security of their retirement
They should retire with the care that they have earned
Medicare, reduced/rein in the cost of healthcare
[Bonus Round: Ann Romney and Michelle Obama]
We got married and moved into a basement apartment
His proudest possession was a coffee table
He found in a dumpster
Our desk was a door propped up on sawhorses
We ate tuna fish
His only pair of decent shoes
Was a half size too small
Our dining room table was a fold down ironing board in the kitchen
His car was so rusted out I could see the pavement

[Round 3: Romney, Obama, both]
I will work to restore that America
To restore the values that built the middle class
I will not raise taxes on the middle class
I've cut taxes for those who need it
Small businesses
America's engine of job growth
The greatest engine of growth the world's ever known
The richest country in the history of the world

[Sudden Death: Romney and Obama]
God bless you!
God bless the United States!
God bless you!
May God bless the American people!
God bless you!
God bless the United States!
God bless you!
God bless Neil Armstrong!