Alright, The Princess Bride
Hold it, hold it
What is this?
Is this a kissing book?

True love, true love
Twoo wuv
Is the greatest thing
True love

Vizzini, he can fuss
You hippopotamic land mass
He like to scream at us
Brainless, helpless, hopeless

Fezzik, the strongest the biggest
A girl of surpassing beauty, the princess
Inigo, you're amazing, an artist
Man in Black, I'm no one to be trifled with

Fencing, fighting, torture
Murdered by pirates is good
You killed my father, prepare to die
Miracles, giants, monsters
The shrieking eels, lighting sand, Rodents of Unusual Size
And
True love, true love
Twoo wuv
Is the greatest thing
True love

True love, true love
Twoo wuv
I'm waiting for
True love

Death cannot stop true love
True love
Think this happens everyday?
True love

Please... do we have to hear the kissing part?

The queen of filth, queen of slime
You miserable, vomitous mass
An alternative to suicide
Your hideousness

Scabby, warthog-faced buffoon
The slimiest weakling
Liar! Witch!
Rubbish! Muck!
Boo! You unemployed son of a bitch
True love, true love
Twoo wuv
Is the greatest thing
True love

True love, true love
Twoo wuv
I'm waiting for
True love

Hey, hello in there
Hey, whatcha got here that's worth living for?
Joined by the bonds of love
A farmboy, poor
Hey, whatcha got here that's worth living for?

And you cannot track that
Not with a thousand bloodhounds
And you cannot break it
Not with a thousand swords
That is a noble cause

True love, true love
Twoo wuv
Is the greatest thing
True love
True love, true love
Twoo wuv
I'm waiting for
True love

Inconceivable!
True love
True love, true love
True love

Think this happens everyday?
True love
Death cannot stop true love
True love

Grandpa, maybe you can come over and read it again to me tommorow?
As you wish