[Intro]
Oh that Jon Snow is a handsome lad
And I'd love to touch his glistening abs

[Verse 1]
Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
I could teach you how to do it
Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
I know how to do it
You can never touch a girl, and you think you're free
It was my choice, would you please shut up?
You think you're better than me
You don't need to live your whole life taking commands from old men
Wake up when you want to wake up, don't you see

[Chorus]
You know nothing, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
Did you pull a knife in the night (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You know nothing, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
She's right, you don't (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I do know some things

[Verse 2]
You, you're the bastard
Did I offend you? Sorry
You are the bastard though
You are the bastard, Jon Snow
Let me give you some advice
Never forget what you are
The rest of the world will not
Wear it like armor
And it can never be used to hurt you
[Chorus]
Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
Everything is better with some wine (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm sorry to see you leave, Lannister
I like Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jon Snow, Jon Snow, tell Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
Bend the knee

[Verse 3]
You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn
Of House Targaryen (the last Targaryen)
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne
Rightful Queen of the Andals and First Men
Protector of the Seven Kingdoms
The Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
The Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains

[Chorus]
This is Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
He's a damn bastard (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You told me you liked this man
I do, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
All those hard sons of bitches believe in Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
I came down here to brood
Brood over my failure
You're making it difficult
You look a lot better brooding than I do
You make me feel like I'm failing at brooding
Over failing, failing at brooding over failing at brooding over failing at brooding over failing at brooding over failing
Let me show you what you're fighting for
No, I can't
Why? I loved another
I still love her

[Chorus]
You know nothing, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
He sounds like quite a man, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
You know nothing, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
She's right, you don't
The bastard, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 4]
My little crow
I saw him riding that thing
You did, I did
That's the kind of man he is
He's little but he strong enough to befriend an enemy
What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon?
A mad man or a king!

[Chorus]
Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
He is the white wolf
Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
King in the North
I will stand behind Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
He's my king 'til his last day
Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
Why is my surname Snow? You're a bastard
[Pre-Chorus]
Jon needs to know the truth
The truth about what?
Himself, no one knows
He's the heir to the Iron Throne

[Chorus]
Jon isn't really Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
He's never been a bastard (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The King of the bloody Seven Kingdoms
Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
The King in the North (oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Outro]
He's a beautiful man Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
I do know some things, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, a spider! Save me, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Jon's body (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You know nothing, Jon Snow-oh-oh-oh-oh