Hey-oh!
Congress!
Climate change bill!
Let's get our debate on, one, two, three!

It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose
We get to choose
It's one of the two
Liberty or tyranny

Can we please choose something in between?
Mediocrity?
Chastity?
Puppetry?
Obesity?
Marijuanity? Pretty please?

The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government
It's our choice, what will we choose today?
Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?

It all depends--who gets to be the tyrant?
I thought this bill was about the climate

Just remember these 4 words
For what this legislation means
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
Let's vote for jobs
And jobs
And jobs
Don't forget about jobs
Those in favor say "aye"
Aye!
Those opposed, "no"

Hell no! Hell no! Hell no!
The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word:
Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives
Hell no! (Hell no!)
Hell no! (Hell no!)
Hell no! (Hell no!)
Let's allow America to flourish, to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish!
Hell no!

I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual
With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election
I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell

Hey, could she be pregnant?
Pregnant with ideas 'bout how to run for president!
Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency

To win you gotta quit!
To quit you gotta win!
The chips are on the table
She's really all in
But it's high risk
The people who like her
Are still gonna like her
The people who have doubts about her
Are just gonna have the same doubts
No doubt
Same doubts
Shawtay
Same doubts!
What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen?

I take a fistful of pills
And get busy mixin' 'em in my gin

What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately?

Not if I can help it!
You know it's unconstitutional
To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals

I have warned that one day
Michael Jackson would wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
Meredith, I had warned everyone
He told you so
One day we're going to have this experience
I feared this day
And here we are
Keith, people often die
For very strange reasons
They wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
Wakin' up
Wakin' up
Wakin' up
Wakin' up
Wakin' up is a strange reason to die
Whoo!