The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it
Then supersize it
Right now, now, now
$4,000 an ounce
That's way too much
$400 an ounce
That’s ten times the blunts
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? Right right now, now, now

That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal
For the needy people
Right now, now, now
Does it lead to harder drugs?
No more than cigarettes
No, absolutely not
It leads to happiness
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? Right. Right now, now, now

A photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball
Uh, uh...
That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach
Or something like that
The immediate implication is that they're gay
That’s all, I've, I've known that for a long time
And as soon as I saw that picture
I knew the implication:
She's gay, she's gay!
I saw the allegation:
She's gay, she's gay!
Her sexual orientation
Significant in her confirmation
Is she gay? (a lesbian, lesbian)
Is she gay? (a gay, gay lesbian)
Is she gay? (Gay)
Is she gay? (Gay)
Is she gay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian)
Gay, gay, gay, gay
Like two men sunbathing together on a beach (3x)
Or something like that
The White House denies her gayness
But she got Village People on her iPod playlist

There's nothing wrong with a little levity
When we’re short on thoughts and long on brevity

There are posters of the Indigo Girls everywhere, and I don’t--I like 'em, too!

We are deciding to make this a conversation, by the way

Is she gay? (a lesbian, lesbian)...
We’re having a conversation
About the implication
Of sexual orientation
A silly allegation
Of extreme exaggeration
And pointless information
When it comes to confirmation

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay!

You would have to smoke
14 joints in 1960
Today minus 50
To get just as high
As in 2010 with just 1 joint
Goin' back in time always disappoints
Isn't that amazing?
It's gonna be crazy in 2060
If we legalize marijuana
It would be a very dark day
In California
Dark with smoke
Very bad idea
Would it balance our budget?
It would not!
Half of voters favor legalizing pot
If we legalize marijuana
It would be a dark, dark day
Very bad!
A dark, dark best day I’d ever have
A dark, dark, dark, dark, dark dark day