Everyone knows the news is boring as hell
We might as well make a rift in the space time
Chop it up and add a bassline (Yeah)

Some of my colleagues
Somehow feel like heroes
When they vote to cut food stamps
To cut food stamps
Oh, watch me cut this program
I'm like Superman
Had a baby with a lady named Ayn Rand
I'mma take a broke family's Christmas ham
Make a ham drone, send it to Afghanistan
Ain't nothin' worse than a flying ham
For a militant member of the Taliban

Some of my colleagues
Traveled to foreign countries
And they didn't pay a dime for a single meal
(Hell no)
They dine on steak, vodka, and caviar (Caviar)
Yeah, steak, vodka, and caviar (Caviar)

Argentina (Had a big fat steak)
Russia (Cabbage, it was great)
Ireland (Potatoes all over my plate)
(We'd do it all again, climb aboard, don't hate)
Steak (Steak)
Vodka (Vodka)
And caviar (Caviar)
(Eat that) Steak
(Drink that) Vodka
(Love that) And caviar
Tasty caviar

Young people wanna get high
Young people wanna get blasted
Young people combine the drugs with the internet
And virtually all young people text
This is an epidemic
Drug and tech abuse
Is America going to pot?
Is America going to pot?

Zoos and aquariums are special places
(I like giraffes)
They're also very happy places
(I love to watch a primate sniffing his ass)
Families visit them
Again and again
We shouldn't close the nations zoos and aquariums

2014 is not going to be a happy year (Yeah)
The rich are really rich
And the poor are really poor (Uh-huh)
The poor get poorer and the rich get richer
The rich stay healthy and the poor get sicker
Young money kids go to private school
With the SAT prep and the smiley face stickers
I grew up drinking straight from the cow
Everyone worked for a living but now
Rich Senators rob the poor from afar
Sitting in Budapest, eating steak and caviar, yeah
Steak, vodka, and caviar (Is America going to pot?)
Steak, vodka, and caviar (Zoos are happy places)
Steak (Steak)
Vodka (Vodka)
And caviar (Caviar)
(Is America going to pot?)
(Eat that) Steak
(Drink that) Vodka
(Love that) And caviar
Tasty caviar