The Gregory Brothers
Bang the President
Everybody wants to bang the president
Bang the president
It's fun
For all the Republicans
Ebola, Obama
Ebama, Obola
Bang the president
ISIS, Obama
OBISIS, Isama

Crimea, Obama
Obea, Crimama
Bang the president, it's easy
Bang the president, make him squeal
All of you want to go out and bang the president
We have to be true, we have to be great
We have to bang the president every day

The, uh, you don't want it all in just one big bang, the, uh
I would enjoy havin' some bourbon with Mitch McConnell
I don't know what his preferred drink is
The president would like to know your preferred drink
Bourbon, bourbon whiskey
Is a distinctive product
And is unlike other types of beverages
Bourbon (Bourbon)
Bourbon whiskey (Bourbon whiskey)
I rise to take an active role in promoting bourbon
Bourbon has recognition
Bourbon has depth of flavor
Bourbon has an American spirit
Let's hear it for bourbon (Bourbon)
Bourbon whiskey (Bourbon whiskey)
The drink itself is named for Bourbon County, Kentucky
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader
What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injury?
It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet
This tweet, this original tweet
This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be
The tweet that sparked everything
The tweet that made us think he was dead

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
As a loaf of bread
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al-
But right now nothing has happened

The machines, the machines
Have taken people away from reality
Some Americans don't know anything
Anything
They're lost in cyberspace
Creating phony worlds in which they can escape

Yeah, the machines and the humans in love forever
Like you and me on TV bein' angry together, oh
I'll always be there for you when you've got some yellin' to do
Then people watch it on their machines, that good old-fashioned tube

Aren't the president and Eric Holder responsible for violence in Ferguson?
Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely
Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Wait, what about the homicide?
Or the long history of institutional discrimination?
Bang the president, it's fun
I mean, it's fun!
It's easy!
I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky
Literally
Bourbon whiskey
Oh

Bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
It's fun, bang the president
I love gettin' hugs
Bang the president
It was a tweet
The machines
This tweet, this original tweet
The machine
This tweet, this original tweet
Obama, Benghazi
Benbama, Oghazi

Bang the president
Buy him dinner! Take him home!
If you're both in the mood when you're alone
Bourbon whiskey
Better than Patrón
Bourbon whiskey
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
All the Republicans
Bang the President