You probably thought this deer was alive
And this coyote was alive
And this pheasant was alive
They're dead
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa

I specialize in the most life-like dead animals anywhere
Period
Look at that antelope driving a car!
Nope, it's just Chuck Testa
Nope, Chuck Testa
It's just Chuck Testa

Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!
Nope! Chuck Testa

There's a leopard feeding on an Impala
Out on my deck
Nope, Chuck Testa

Did that rhino just order a drink?
Nope, Chuck Testa!

Chuck Testa
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Chuck Testa
(Nope, it's just Chuck Testa)
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Chuck Testa
Oh there's a bear in my bed!
Nope, nope (Chuck Testa)
Nope, nope, nope (nope)
Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa
It's just Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa (nope)
Chuck Testa (nope)
Chuck Testa (nope)
It's just Chuck Testa

Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!
Nope! Chuck Testa

There's a leopard feeding on an Impala
Out on my deck
Nope, Chuck Testa

Did that rhino just order a drink?
Nope, Chuck Testa!