I talk to the experts (Experts)
So I know whose ass to kick (Kick some butt)
So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick
So I, so I know whose ass to kick

Yeah, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears
Gets you frustrated
There has not been an idea that we haven't evaluated
I would love to vent; I would love to shout and holler
But my main job is to solve the problem
This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin'
We've just gotta keep on movin', pushin' and movin', we're gonna get through it
People, they're upset and they have every right to be
The best possible service from me is ass kickin'
If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass
This is gonna be a very very difficult task

I talk to the experts (Experts)
So I know whose ass to kick (Kick some butt)
So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick
So I, so I know whose ass to kick (Kick some butt)

Mr. T? Expert
Chuck Norris? Expert
Bruce Lee? Expert
Bruce Willis? Expert
Betty White? Expert
Al Pacino? Expert
Tinky Winky?
Expert
Jack Bauer? Expert
Jackie Chan? Expert
Darth Vader? Expert
Peter Pan? Expert
Genghis Khan? Expert
Batman? Expert
The Lollipop Guild?
Ya know, I have to tell ya
Expert