[Refrain]
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart
You know what they say, love is blind
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine

[Chorus]
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
I don't mind
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Everything is fine
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
I don't mind
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
You're tearing me apart
Oh hi Mark

[Verse 1]
Hey, everybody
Thank you, this is a beautiful party
You invited all of my friends
Hey, everybody, let's eat cake
I have an announcement to make
I'm fed up with this world
You're just a chicken
[Verse 2]
How can you do this?
You make me sick
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
You're going to destroy Johnny
He's very sensitive
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
Son of a bitch

[Refrain]
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart
You know what they say, love is blind
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine

[Chorus]
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
I don't mind
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Everything is fine
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
I don't mind
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
You're tearing me apart
Hi, doggy
What a story, Mark
Anyway, how is your sex life?
You're tearing me apart
Oh hi Mark
Underwear, that's life
[Bridge]
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend
Yeah man, Johnny's my best best friend
He's your best friend
You're my best friend, Mark's best best friend
Best friend, you're my best friend
Best friend

Oh hey Denny
Oh hi Mike
Oh hey Peter
Oh hey guys
Everybody, I'm so happy I have you as my friends
Oh hi babe
Oh hi Johnny
Oh hi Claudette
Hi, doggy
Everybody, I love you as a human being to the end

Where's my money, Denny?
What'd you do with my money?
Stop ganging up on me
For God's sake
Why? Why? (Denny)
Why? Why? (Denny)
Why? (Denny, Denny, Denny, Denny)
Let's go home
[Refrain]
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart
You know what they say, love is blind
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine

[Chorus]
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
I don't mind
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Everything is fine
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
I don't mind
Cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep
You're tearing me apart

[Outro]
Hi doggy
Oh hi Mark
Yeah, you can say that again
You're tearing me apart
Hey everybody
You're the expert, Mark
What kind of drugs do you take?
Denny, why?
You're tearing me apart
Calm down
What a story, Mark
Yeah, you can say that again
You're my best friend
Ha ha, you're tearing me apart
Anything for my princess
Oh hi Mark
You're tearing me apart