Hey, hey, hey (repeated)
Wassa, wassa, wassa (repeated)
Bitconnect! Bitconnect!
Somebody touch'a my spaghet (Bitconnect)

I think this marks a moment in YouTube history (Sorry)
We'll probably just get all fat and sassy
Eating tide pods… what's goin on, people?
The world's not the way it used to be, no no no

Tide pods - I mean, I'm trippin balls
Tide pods - I mean, I'm trippin balls
I shoulda put the cameras down - what am I gonna do?
Touch my spaghet, mine too

We'll probably sit around, get fat and sassy
Eat bread, get fat and sassy
Cook some soups, get fat and sassy
Just get all fat and sassy

Sit around, get fat and sassy
Eat desserts, get fat and sassy
Cook some soups, get fat and sassy
Just get all fat and sassy

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
What the heck is goin on, people?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Use tide pods for washing, not eating
I'm pretty sure this has never happened, ever
I'm ashamed of myself and I promise to be better
The goal with my content is always to entertain
I don't expect to be forgivain (Sorry)

Launch a normal car in space
You can tell it's real because it looks so fake
Launch a normal car in space
He knows the way (The way!)

Wassa wassa wassa (repeated ad infinitum)
Wassup, Bitconnect! (Fat and sassy)
Bitconnect! (sorry, trippin balls)
Bitconnect! (no, no, fat and sassy)
Bitconnect!