[Intro]
What did you think about the ride?

[Chorus]
Apparently, apparently, apparently, it was great
Apparently every time you get dizzy
All you do is get dizzy
Apparently I already went down the super slide
I was scared half to death

[Post-Chorus]
I’ve never been on live television before
Never, never
I’ve never been on live television before, before

[Verse 1]
Apparently sometimes I don’t watch the news
Because I’m a kid
And apparently every time grandpa gives me the remote
After we watch the powerball
I’ve never ever been on live television
I’ve never ever been on live television
Never, never
Never, never, never, never

[Bridge]
Apparently every time you get dizzy
All you do is get dizzy
Apparently you’re spinning around, spinning around
I just freak out
[Pre-Chorus]
I’ve never been on live television before
Never, never
I’ve never been on live television before, before

[Chorus]
Apparently every time you get dizzy (Every time you get dizzy)
All you do is get dizzy (All you do is get dizzy)
Apparently I already went down the super slide (I already went)
I was scared half to death
I’ve never been on live television before
Never, never
I’ve never been on live television before, before