[Chorus: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joe Biden and Donald Trump]
It's the last night
They wanna build new buildings with little tiny windows
To finish this fight
Joe! He was selling sheets and pillows
It's the last time
He just talks about malarkey
For you to be together
I represent all Americans, both parties

It's your last chance
Don't give me this stuff about how you're this innocent baby
To tell us your stance
We're gonna make sure that we open safely
Yes, it's your last dance
It will go away
He hasn't done a thing
From now until forever
We could save lives
Thеre are some spikеs
Baby!

[Question 1: Sarah Gregory, Biden and Trump]
When I was a baby, my mama told me
That America's the greatest
But if that's true, then tell me
Why do we have the most corona cases?
He was told this was a serious virus that spread in the air
You folks home will have an empty chair
What happens to the ordinary people out there?
This guy tried to cut Medicare

We have a vaccine, operation Warp Speed
It's coming, it's ready, it's not guaranteed
It will be gone soon
And now they say I'm immune

[Question 2: Andrew Gregory, Biden and Trump]
One day when Miami is fully afloat
Will the uncles of the nation finally admit
Climate change ain't a hoax?

Wind is expensive, gas is clean
The cleanest air and water we've seen
Renewable energy is the answer
He thinks windmills cause cancer
I know more about wind than you do
Oh God

[Chorus: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joe Biden and Donald Trump]
It's the last night
He thinks he's running against somebody else
He's running against Joe Biden
To finish this fight
You have not released your tax returns
What are you hiding?
It's the last time
It will go away, as I say
For you to be together
There are a thousand deaths a day
[Question 3: Michael Gregory, Biden and Trump]
Can we become friends with every nation on the planet?
Take all the money we waste on war
To make a Shrek 5, damn it?

I made it clear, any country interferes will pay a price
He pokes his finger in the eyes of our allies
There has been nobody tougher on Russia than Donald Trump
It's a phony witch hunt

[Question 4: Evan Gregory, Biden and Trump]
How will you bring us back together
End the nation's feuds?
Even though almost half the country
Is voting for the other dude
I don't see red states
I don't see blue states
What I see is American united states
We're gonna move forward, keep them safe
I am the least racist person in this room
Liberal people cried
This is the guy
He pushed for the death penalty for the Central Park Five

[Chorus: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joe Biden and Donald Trump]
It's the last night
We're about to go into a dark winter
No clear plan
To finish this fight
You're the big man, Joe (Yeah)
You're the big man
It's the last time
He has this thing about living in a basement
For you to be together
You know who I am
You know my reputation
It's your last chance
I know more about wind than you do
To tell us your stance
Kills all the birds
Joe, I ran because of you
It's your last dance
It will go away
He hasn't done a thing
From now until forever
It can save lives
There are some spikes
Baby!