[Verse 1: Sarah Gregory, Martha Raddatz, Cokie Roberts, and Hank Green]
[Sarah Gregory] Too many abs on Instagram can be the end of the line for a congressman
[Cokie Roberts] Why would you do this?
You're in public office
Everything you do is public
[Sarah Gregory and Hank Green] Your abs are public
If you go to rehab it's public
Take your pride and your shame and double it
[Martha Raddatz] And everything your family does is public (ooh)
[Van Jones] I know him
What's really interesting is he may have been dumb, but he's not corrupt
People run down the halls of congress with big wheelbarrows full of cash
But as long as you file the paperwork it's okay
He may have been dumb but he's not corrupt
[Sarah Gregory and Hank Green] Unless it's a crime to havе a rock hard bod
[Van Jones] It's okay, it's okay
[Sarah Gregory and Hank Green]He'll find anothеr job on the runway-ay-ay-ay
The runway-ay-ay-ay

[Verse 2]
[Mika Brzezinski] There's a band, Waka Flocka Flame
[Andrew Gregory] You know they're the best band 'cause they've got the best name
[Mika Brzezinski] They were gonna perform on the campus of Oklahoma University
[Joe Scarborough] But they cancelled
[Andrew Gregory] Why?
[Mika Brzezinski] Two fraternity members caught chanting racial slurs
The lead singer said they were shocked
[Waka Flocka Flame] I'm shocked
[Mika Brzezinski] They were shocked
[Waka Flocka Flame] It's crazy
That's passed down
[Andrew Gregory] So don't be racist in front of a baby
It's crazy
[Waka Flocka Flame] I really can't blame the kids, that's passed down
[Verse 3]
[James Inhofe] You know what this is?
[Evan Gregory] No
[James Inhofe] A snowball
[Evan Gregory] Oh
[James Inhofe] So it's very, very cold. Catch this
[Evan Gregory] Whoa
[James Inhofe] Issues like global warming are simply not what we need to be worrying about
[Evan Gregory] Cool story, bro

[Verse 4: Donald Trump]
I can truly make this country great again
And nobody else can do what I do
Nobody else can do what I do
And I can straighten it out

[Verse 5: Ted Cruz]
My music tastes changed on 9/11
I grew up listening to classic rock
Country music, these are my people
I didn't like how rock responded on 9/11
And country music, the way they responded resonated
Country music, these are my people

[Verse 6]
[George Stephanopoulos] Clinton's emails, Clinton's emails
What does she do?
Does it spell real trouble?
[Donna Brazile] Nobody's drinking Pepto-Bismol right now
[Michael Gregory as Junkie Einstein] Speak for yourself, I chugged this bottle right now
Think of the North Korean hackers
They'll see all my naughty selfies if they try and track her
Ooh, I always knew my downfall would be a female
[Donna Brazile] I'm not even interested in anybody's emails
[Junkie Einstein] Good there's nothing there to see
[Donna Brazile] I'm not interested
[Junkie Einstein] Except for the six-pack on me
[Verse 7: Sarah Palin and The Gregory Brothers]
From bad comes good, that's been one of my mantras
From very bad can come very good (very good)
From very good can come very bad (very bad)
So the only way we can be great is if we start out terrible (terrible)
'Cause if we try to be great then we'll only get worse and we're stuck in the status quo
Status quo (Another Latin word)
Status quo, Another Latin word (Roman empire)

From bad comes good, that's been one of my mantras
From very bad can come very good