It's spooky time

It's spooky time
My favorite time
When we can act a fool without a reason why
Spending my whole paycheck at the Spirit Halloween
Dressing as a Fortnite default only half-ironically

Spooky time
A magic time
When 12-foot skeletons light up our yards at night
Wearing my MineCraft armor without need to clarify
So divine
It's spooky time

October is a darn tootin good time Jack
Except when that 1 neighbor totally refuses to hand out Milky Ways because they think it's some kind of devil night
That's cringey
I'm not asking anybody, to abandon their principles
But I do think it's cringe, come on, man

It's spooky time
My favorite time
When humans go to war with all of pumpkinkind
Posting cosplay tiktoks, even though I'm pushing 80
Put on my purple suit and say, "I'm the Jokah baby!"
Spooky time
A ghastly time
Don't kill my vibe with your low effort football guy
I hereby order handing out granola is a crime
So sublime
It's time
It's spooky time