[Intro: Ginger Minj, Monét X Change, Both]
There's something chilling in the atmosphere
Surrounded by so many horrors here
What'd you call me?
With all this ass, we cannot hide
And in these heels, we cannot run
It seems the nightmare's just begun

[Verse 1: Both, Monét X Change, Ginger Minj]
We've been dragged to a world full of fright
Of things that creep and crawl, and go bump in the night
It's glam and it's gore
It's bloody couture
And every freaky thing we've ever seen before

[Verse 2: Monét X Change, Ginger Minj]
Dungeons, demons, goblins and ghoul
Is it wrong to say the werewolf's arms
Are making me drool?
It's crass and it's camp
It's monsters and vamps
Wearing chains and leather with some nipple clamps?
Oh, y'all are kinky, okay

[Chorus: Both]
This is a Huluween Dragstravaganza
Huluween, lost in the land of
Huluween Dragstravaganza
Will we survive? Will we make it out alive?
[Verse 3: Both, Monét X Change, Ginger Minj]
Strap on in and get ready to play
If it's a slasher they want, then girl
We're here to slay
So stick to the script
Or it's straight to the crypt
It's gonna take some balls
And I'm fully-equipped

[Verse 4: Both, Ginger Minj, Monét X Change]
Zombies and chainsaws and hexes and witches
Torture devices and blonde screaming bitches
Dolls that turned evil and bloodthirsty aliens
And maybe if we're lucky
A hot, murderous Australian
Oh, he could thunder my down under

[Chorus: Both]
This is a Huluween Dragstravaganza
Huluween, lost in the land of
Huluween Dragstravaganza
Will we survive? Will we make it out alive?

[Bridge: Monét X Change, Lady Bunny]
All right, if we're gonna host this thing
We're gonna need all the help we can get
First an old friend, she's filthy and funny
Brush off the dust, here comes Lady Bunny
[Bridge: Ginger Minj, Manila Luzon]
Mean like a serpent and sweet like vanilla
Well, lick me and fold me and call me Manila

[Bridge: Monét X Change, Mo Heart]
Straight from Long Island Mo Heart's got the flow
Evil stands no chance here, now where's the Merlot?

[Bridge: Ginger Minj, Jackie Beat]
Double, double, spanx and stubble
Jackie's arrived, to Beat off some trouble

[Bridge: Monét X Change, Selene Luna]
Selene Luna is one dangerous queen
I'm raising the dead, if you know what I mean

[Bridge: Ginger Minj, Jujubee]
This creature's a beauty, she's fierce and she's cunning
It's Jujubee's jubilee and everyone's coming

[Bridge: Monét X Change, Landon Cider]
Landon Cider approaches, a deadly drag king
Call me Huluween daddy, that's got a nice ring

[Bridge: Ginger Minj, Mario Diaz]
Gay Uncle Mario is deep in your mind
I bite and I scratch and I stab from behind
[Bridge: Ginger Minj, Monét X Change, Both]
I'm Ginger Minj
I'm Monét X Change
And we're gonna raise hell
The Huluween way

[Chorus: Both]
This is a Huluween Dragstravaganza
Huluween, lost in the land of
Huluween Dragstravaganza
Will we survive? Will we make it out
Make it out
Make it out alive?