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The Next American Slasher
[Jujubee]
I was a hand model, the best of the best
Every day they were cuttin' those cheques
I was on top, a big spender
'Til my wig got caught in a blender
I panicked, I tried to get it out
But my hand got stuck and it never came out
Now I innovate, got a hook for a hand
And I made my ugly feet my brand
I hook them with my looks then I hook them with my hook
I drain their blood and their bank accounts
Keep the millionaires shook
Are you ready?
[All]
I'm the next American slasher
Watch your back 'cuz your blood's what I'm after
Kitty cat you might be fast but I'm faster
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Meow
[Manila Luzon]
I used to work at thе mall from 9-5
At stuff a plushie workshop Plush For Life
Loved my job 'til a Karеn complained
It's not my fault that I went insane!
Now little Timmy's without his mama
But he's better off without her drama
I scooped out her blood and her guts and her bones
Stuffed her with cotton, sewed her mouth closed
Got my own startup, I work from home
Sewing up Karen, selling her clothes
It's not a lot but it's an honest life
And now I know my way around a knife
[All]
I'm the next American slasher
Watch your back 'cuz your blood's what I'm after
Kitty cat you might be fast but I'm faster
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Meow
[Mo Heart]
My best friend said we'd be friends for life
'Til she took my man so she had to die
I chopped her up and took a bite
Yeah the bitch was damn good over rice
Dead is dead and facts is facts
I'mma eat your mum, I'mma eat your dad
I'mma make you watch and eat you last
'Cuz honey I'm a cannibal like that
Painted for the cell block, painted for the walk off
Painted for the murders 'til they can't talk talk
Killer looks, killer hooks
Nails studded and sharp, leave them dead leave them cooked
Murder weapons in the front in the back
Got my fork got my knife, I'mma eat you alive
Can't let good meat go to waste got that cannibal life got that cannibal taste
[All]
I'm the next American slasher
Watch your back 'cuz your blood's what I'm after
Kitty cat you might be fast but I'm faster
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Singing a-yo a-yo a-yo
I'm gonna hunt you down
Meow