[Verse 1]
I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

[Chorus]
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, you got your problems
Woah, I got my eyes wide
Woah, you got your big G's
I got my hash pipe

[Verse 2]
I can't help my boogies, they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavour is a favourite treat
A man that don't bother with the taste of a teat

[Chorus]
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, you got your problems
Woah, I got my eyes wide
Woah, you got your big G's
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe
[Interlude]

[Chorus]
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, you got your problems
Woah, I got my eyes wide
Woah, you got your big G's
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe