{Verse: McDickie]
Bitches in line like a pool full of dives
I be flexin' on these cunts like a female bodybuilder
Fuckin' hoes and gettin' money like a fuckin' crack dealer
Covering these mistakes up like a schizophrenic realtor
Fuckin' hoes until my dick dry
N***a my dick is so big It look like a motherfuckin' curly fry
My shits are so big they fuckin' stink
I'm a Chinese man praying to a fuckin' shrink
I shit for at least 6 hours at least
I fucked the saleswoman and got the fuckin' lease
Atleast I don't have a motherfuckin' STD
Shit got me fucked up like a reverse cowgirl
Who knew a bitch could turn my dick into a swirl
Who knew a human could at the same time shit and hurl
Uhh

{Outro: McDickie Freestyle]
Yo bitch, yo, yo, yo bitch
I'm the best rapper alive
My dick straight look like a curly fly up in this n***a
Fuckin' hoes until I die
Fuckin' hoes after I die
Fuckin' hoes right after I fucking die let's go