AnonyMous (Tally Hall)
Break It Down
[Intro: Joe Hawley, Ryan Scott, Jason Satz, Rob Cantor, -Andrew Laurich-, -Drew Thodeson-, -Brandon Hall-, --Rick Lax--]
We need cash
What happened to our stash?

I bought an electric guitar
I rented a shiny car
I went out to lunch
-But McDonalds is a thrifty munch-

-I purchased a random flute-
-I hired a prostitute-
--Whatever will we do?--
We'll have to think it through

[Verse 1: Brandon Hall, Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Anar Ismailov]
I know! I will start to sell my body parts
A kidney or a lung, my liver or my tongue!
I'll distribute them in jars to people driving cars!

I have a better plan, I'll marry a wealthy man
Wouldn't that make you gay?
Not necessari-lay
That would be okay, what?

I'll sleep in a separate bed, and I'll refrain from giving... kisses
We'll be happy for a while, I'll try to comply to his style
And keep his mansion clean, then I'll kill him and inherit his green
[Chorus: Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!

[Verse 2: Drew Thodeson, Andrew Laurich]
It wouldn't be so tough to sell my girlfriend's stuff
Her computer and her sewing kit will go for quite a bit
That doesn't seem so kind
I doubt that she will mind

We'll start a fake foundation, a non-profit organization
We'll say it's for the mute, the blind, and destitute
Then we'll get to take the money that we make
We'll salvage all we can and take it to Afghanistan

[Chorus: Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!

[Verse 3: Tom Liu, Jason Satz, Ryan Scott]
Ninjas are totally sweet! So light and nimble on their feet!
So good at being bad! I wish I had a ninja for a dad! (Kill him, son!)
"Put your money in the cup or this assassin will cut you up!
Do not attempt to mess with me! I met a guy who met Bruce Lee...
...'s mother's...cousin's...niece's...brother's...neighbor's...doctor's...ex-boyfriend's...dog"

It won't be hard at all making money with a crystal ball
"According to the tarot cards, your body will be torn to shards
The pieces spread around, your mangled carcass never found."
That's all I'll have to say and then they'll have to pay
I know! I could...
*inhale*
*exhale*

[Chorus: Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!

[Verse 4: Rick Lax, Rob Cantor, Jason Satz]
I'll make the money grow with my impromptu magic show
Performing in the streets, death defying feats
People would shriek and shout but that's what magic is all about
"My god, is he alright?" I do this every night

I'll ace the GRE and harvest a PHD (Paging Dr. Rob)
After curing the HIV, I'll collect my royalties
Do you think you're bright enough?
Let's get his girlfriend's stuff

[Chorus: Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!