[Verse 1]
And you serve me, and I'll serve you
Swing your partners, all get screwed
Bring your lawyer, and I'll bring mine
Get together, we could have a bad time

[Verse 2]
It's affidavit swearing time
Sign it on the dotted line
Hold your Bible in your hand
Now, all that's left is to find yourself a new band

[Chorus]
We're going to play the
Sue Me, Sue You Blues
We're going to play the
Sue Me, Sue You Blues

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
We're going to play the
Sue Me, Sue You Blues
We're going to play the
Sue Me, Sue You Blues
[Verse 3]
Hold the block on money flow
I move it into joint escrow
Court receiver, laughs and thrills
But in the end we just pay those lawyers their bills

[Verse 1 Reprise]
Well, you serve me, and I'll serve you
And swing your partners, all get screwed
Bring your lawyer, and I'll bring mine
Get together, we could have a bad time

[Chorus]
We're going to play the
Sue Me, Sue You Blues
Sue Me, Sue You Blues
I'm tired of playing the
Sue Me, Sue You Blues