Who's that lying, lying on my bed
I'm gonna get a big sabre and cut off her head
I'm gonna take an eraser and rub out her face
'Cause I don't want anybody sleeping in my place
I'll make her disappear
I'll make her disappear
Just like a cartoon smear
Do I have to die for you

I'm the only one for you, but you don't get it
Yes, I'm the only one for you, so what I said it
So what do I have to do before you get it
Do I have to die for you
Do I have to die for you
Do I have to die for you

Don't want to sit around here with nothing to do
But watch Rosie O'Donnell in the afternoon
I'm smashing this TV set, it's making a mess of me
I really do love you, I just hate your debris
Hurry up and straighten it out before
I'm foaming at the mouth and crawling on all fours
Do I have to die for you

I'm the only one for you, but you don't get it
Yes, I'm the only one for you, so what I said it
So what do I have to do before you get it
Do I have to die for you
Do I have to die for you
I could die, I could die
Like a fish up in the sky
Like a windswept butterfly
I could blow up, would you even cry?

Die for you
Do I have to die for you
Do I have to die for you
Die

Love's a loaded gunman with chickens flying off the back with a knife in his hand

I'm the only one for you, but you don't get it
Yes, I'm the only one for you, so what I said it
So what do I have to do before you get it
Do I have to die for you

I'm the only one for you, but you don't get it
So what am I gonna have to do, so what I said it
So what am I gonna have to do, before you get it
Do I have to die for you

So what am I gonna have to do, before you get it
'Cause I'm the only one for you, so what I said it
So what am I gonna have to do, before you get it
Do I have to die for you
Do I have to die for you
Die