I'm all broken, I'm apart
And what used to be my heart
Is all strewn out on the floor in pieces
You left me in a state
Not California or Wyoming
But a place that's somewhere close to nowhere

Hey, look at me now
I can laugh and cry at the same time
Oh, what a talented girl I am
Ha, you thought I would die
But I'm here to entertain you
I'm such a good actor
You'll never have to cast me out
What a talented girl
Such a good actor

So much easier for you
Any substitute will do
Wish I had your resolve not to feel
Oh, maybe if I were like you
I could get off
I could get over it
Well I'll admit that has some appeal

Hey, look at me now
I can laugh and cry at the same time
Oh, what a talented girl I am
Ha, you thought I would die
But I'm here to entertain you
I'm such a good actor
You'll never have to cast me out
I've been rehearsing
I've been running through my lines
I'm wondering how you're gonna feel when you figure out
That this is not an act, it's for real

What a talented girl I am
I'm such a good actor
What a talented girl I am

Think I'll write a script about you
Starring me and DiCaprio
Maybe it'll be a hit show
Maybe you won't even know
Maybe you won't even know

Hey, look at me now
I can laugh and cry at the same time
Oh, what a talented girl I am
Ha, you thought I would die
But I'm here to entertain you
I'm such a good actor
You'll never have to cast me out
I'm such a good actor
Sitting on your casting couch
I'm such a good actor
What a talented girl I am
I'm such a good actor
What a talented girl I am
I'm such a good actor
What a talented girl I am
I'm such a good actor
What a talented girl I am
I'm such a good actor