John Webster
Toilet Trained
She's got a lot of shoes, she's in a lot of mess
There's always something she wants you to get her
She's a high speed maintenance girl who always wants more
And all you ever get's a counterfeit score

She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
I'd never do that to you

She doesn't want you after all of this conditioning
You even leave the toilеt seat down
You gave up all of your metal CDs and all your porno DVDs
Hooray for trying, but I think I would drown hеr

She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
I'd never do that to you
You cut off your bad influence friends
Anyway, that's what she called them
Like she needed more attention
So much for Miss Liberated
Just as long as you are paying
Too bad, you're stuck on her
I don't think I could take it

She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean

She's got a lot of wants
She's on a seesaw ticking time
Chewing on your brain
I don't think you really need it
She's so down, she's high
And that would make me nervous
You never get it right
She's giving me a bad name
Don't think now that we're all the same
'Cause that girl's more than a little mean
I don't think you should trust someone
Who thinks that it's a joke to torture you
But then again if you just take it without questioning
I think you might deserve her

She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
She's so mean
I'd never do that to you
I'd never do that to you
I'd never do that to you