[Speaking]
Woo!
Will I just make up drums again
Yeah, just go on fuckin' -whatever fuck
Three...

[Chorus]
Oh it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I've spent all me tin with the ladies drinking gin
Oh across the western ocean I must wander

[Verse 1]
Oh, Where is me shirt? Me noggin' noggin' shirt
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
Oh the collar is all worn
And the sleeves they are all torn
The arse is looking out for better weather

[Chorus]
Oh, it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I've spent all me tin with the ladies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

[Verse 2]
Where are me boots, me noggin' noggin' boots
They're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the sole's they are all worn
And the heels they are all torn
The arse is looking out for better weather
[Chorus]
And it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I've spent all me tin with the ladies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

[Verse 3]
I'm sick in the head, I haven't been to bed
Since first I came ashore with me slumber
And all of my dole, I've spent it don't you know
Ah-drinking creamy dirty pints of porter

[Chorus]
All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog (my jolly fucking grog)
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I've spent all me tin with the ladies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

[Speaking Outro]
(all laughing)
Okay, That was a fucking disgrace wasn't it?
Yeah, we should put that on the album