[Part I]

[Intro]
Nah, hahahahaha
Here we go again

[Chorus]
Funky monkey chunk
Funky monkey chunky
Chunky monkey
Funky monkey chunk
I'm funky, monkey
Funky monkey chunk
Chunky
Funky monkey
Yeah, let's get it like

[Verse 1]
I'm a monkey and I'm funky
Funky monkey chunk
I'm big like
Humpty Dumpty

[Chorus]
Funky monkey chunk
Chunky funky monkey
Funky monkey chunk
Chunky hunky monkey
Funky monkey chunk
[Interlude]
Hey Isaacwhy…
What Packgod?

[Verse 2]
Fuck around with pack and I'ma teach yo ass a lesson
Willy, I know that you sensitive so put yourself on deafen
Saying, “Welcome to the group chat!”, get that cringey shit up out my face
Jschlatt in yo ass, you getting anal probed by OTK
Isaac keep the mask on 'cause he lookin' like my nutsack
Larry is the height level of my fucking buttcrack
Yumi lookin' like you gave a bowl cut to a muskrat
Grunk lookin' like a Valorant pro with a hunchback
Yeah AV got the drip but he ain't got no bitches
Cancelled Donna 2 'cause all your beats were fucking misses
Willy built just like a Mini PEKKA, why he think he swole?
Gamersupps dildo 2 feet deep inside his booty whole

[Break]
Funky monkey chunky funky monkey chunk I'm-

[Part II]

[Verse 3]
See I was at TwitchCon, had to take a fucking shit
So I went into the men's bathroom so I could go and do it
But that little slide thing that you push to lock the door
Was stuck in its place I couldn't move it any more
But I said, "Screw it, man", and proceeded to shit
It was already poking out so I had to risk it
At first I thought it was clear, pushed out the bread like a baker
Till BigT busted in like a level 6 wall breaker
I was so damn nervous, couldn’t breathe, I was strangling
He forgot to look under the door to see that my feet were dangling
My most vulnerable state, mid crap on the Jon
An unwiped butthole and no where to run
[Chorus]
I took the bud light to Alabama
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
Does AV got drip?
Oh, does BigT got T?
Does Softwilly even got a soft willy?

[Chorus]
I took the Bud Light to Alabama
Yeah

[Verse 4]
She want that big ass bag, that Louie, I mean I'll cop it
She got that big ass ass, that booty, pop lock and drop it
20K's up on my wrist, I'm gone
Poppin bottles 'til the break of dawn

[Chorus]
I took the Bud Light to Alabama
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I took the Bud Light to Alabama

[Outro]
Nah nah nah Grunk, I'm not done with you bitch, open your mouth, turn around, gargle my balls, good job
Bitch, you built like an inebriated inbred termite with scoliosis had anal butt sex with a pansexual Cheez-It boy
Tell me why every single time your grandfather twists your nipple, you say “Hi, it's Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!”, bitch