[Verse 1]
The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing

[Refrain]
And I
I love it when you read to me
And you, love
You can read me anything

[Verse 2]
The book of love has music in it
In fact, that's where music comes from
Some of it's just transcendental
And some of it's just really dumb

[Refrain]
And I
I love it when you sing to me
And you, love
You can sing me anything

[Verse 3]
The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
[Refrain]
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you, love
You ought to givе me wedding rings

[Outro]
You ought to give mе wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings