[Intro: Kermit, Floyd, Animal]
(singing) Wild thing, bam bam bom bing
You make my heart sing
(spoken) Hey, Kermit, what are you doin'?
Oh, hi, Floyd. I'm just playing an unplugged version of "Wild Thing" on this ukulele here
Oh, yeah, well, you see, uh, Animal wanted to play the drums on this one
Okay
PLUG IN!
Sure...yikes!
YEAHHH!

[Chorus: Floyd, Animal]
Wild thing
You make my heart sing (HEART SING!)
You make everything groovy
Wild thing (WILD THING!)

[Verse 1: Floyd, Animal]
Wild thing, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight (TIGHT!)
I love you

[Pre-Chorus: Kermit, Animal]
Wild thing (...WHAT?)
Bing bong (WHA?)
(spoken) See, I just wanted to do a nice quiet version--
PLUG IN!
Animal
PLUG IN!
An-- No, Animal!
PLUG IN!
Animal! Wait, Animal! Yikes!
[Chorus: Floyd, Animal]
Wild thing (YEAH)
You make my heart sing (HEART SING!)
You make everything groovy (GROOVY!)
Wild thing
INSTRUMENTAL!

[Instrumental Break: Kermit, Animal]
DRUMS!
LOVE DRUMS!
Oh yeah

[Verse 2: Floyd, Animal]
Wild thing, I think you move mе (MOVE ME!)
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight (YEAH, TIGHT!)
You movе me

[Pre-Chorus: Kermit, Animal]
WILD THING!
(spoken) Hey, this is pretty good, really
WILD THING!
WILD THING! WILD THING!

[Chorus: Floyd, Kermit, Animal, Floyd & Kermit]
Wild thing (Oh yeah) (LOVE DRUMS!)
You make my heart sing (YEAH! DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS!)
You make everything groovy (Groovy!)
Wild thing (WILD THING! SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, WILD THING!)
[Outro, spoken: Floyd, Kermit, Animal]
C'mon
C'mon, baby
What-- Uh--
WHA?
What's goin' on?
Shake it, baby
Shake it, wild thing
Uh, Animal
PLUG IN!
Okay
He gets like this when he hasn't had his nap
Mm-hm
WILD THING, WILD THING, WILD THING!

Time for num-nums and a nap
OH...SO TIRED
Yeah