[PINOCCHIO]
All the things my eyes can see
Everything is new to me
Yodel yodel yodel-ee
What do you call it, call it?

[GEPPETTO]
A clock

[PINOCCHIO]
What to do with it, with it?

[GEPPETTO]
It rings at six o'clock

[PINOCCHIO]
Yodel yodel yodel yap
Yodel yodel ee
What do you call it, call it?

[GEPPETTO]
A hammer

[PINOCCHIO]
What to do with it, with it?
[GEPPETTO]
You tap, you smash, you shatter

[PINOCCHIO]
I love it, I love it!
Law dah law dah yo
Law dah law dah ee
Everything is new to me
To me

The world is rich with funny words
They ring like bells, those tiny words
They glow, they shine
They dance in my mind
Like a chorus line
Those silly words of mine
Lai lai ee doo
Lai lai lai ee doo
What do you call it, call it?

[GEPPETTO]
A chamber pot

[PINOCCHIO]
What to do with it, with it?
[GEPPETTO]
Well, you put it

[PINOCCHIO]
On my head?

[GEPPETTO]
No! Under the bed

[PINOCCHIO]
Yappa yappa yo
Yappy yappy loopy lee

[GEPPETTO]
Oh, dear

[PINOCCHIO]
What do you call it, call it?

[GEPPETTO]
A tulip

[PINOCCHIO]
What to do with it, with it?

[GEPPETTO]
Nothing, just love it
[PINOCCHIO]
Love it! I love it!
Yappa yappa low
Yappy yappy lee
Everything is new
Everything is new to me

[GEPPETTO]
Oh dear, oh dear
Oh, alright, alright
That's enough, that's enough
C'mon, off with you, off with you, I need a rest
C'mon, there's a good boy
Oh, oh dear

[PINOCCHIO]
Love it! Love it!
Everything is new to me

[GEPPETTO]
Oh god dammit