[Intro: Gary Yudman]
One thing I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show tonight-

So you thought you might like to go to the show?
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow
Is there something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you want to get a look at what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise

Lights!
Roll the sound effects!