[ENGINEER, spoken]
Check it out, huh?
Yo, check it out
Hey boy, you wanna try my girl?
Try my girl, huh?

[HUSTLERS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Girls, I got girls (Gotta check out girls, huh?)
Gorgeous girls (Hey, come on)

[TOURISTS & HUSTLERS]
Hey wow! Oh look (Very nice)

[TOURISTS & ENGINEER, spoken]
We gotta see (Come on, check it out, guy)

[VENDORS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Bags, Gucci bags (I got beautiful girls, come on inside, huh?)
Cultured pearls (Hey, come on)

[TOURISTS, VENDORS & ENGINEER, spoken]
I'm glad my wife's (Shrimp and rice) (I got girls)

[TOURISTS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Not here with me (Come on, come on, huh?)
[ENGINEER, spoken]
You wanna try?
Come on
Hey guys, come on
Guys

[ENGINEER]
What a waste
To pay for my keep
I'm rounding up sheep
To fleece here in Bangkok

I'm disgraced
I can't get ahead
There's nothing as dead
As peace here in Bangkok

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Come on guys, check my girls, huh?

[ENGINEER]
Ten cents an hour and I stand all day

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Hey, you like what you see, huh, yeah?
[ENGINEER]
I could sell Kim for ten times my pay

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Guys, come on, guys, guys, here, here guys

[ENGINEER]
If you're looking for fun, original sin?
If you wanna put out then you gotta come in

[HUSTLERS]
Girls, I got girls
Gorgeous girls
Very nice
Girls

[ENGINEER]
Gee, isn't Bangkok really neat?

[HUSTLERS]
I got girls

[ENGINEER]
The things they're selling on the street

[HUSTLERS]
Girls
[ENGINEER]
Fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy

[HUSTLERS]
Worth the price

[ENGINEER]
A girl, or if you want, a boy

[HUSTLERS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Come, come to me (Hey, get out of here, will ya?)
First drink is free (Oh)

[ENGINEER]
Don't be a lump
You can hump for a small extra fee

[ENGINEER, spoken]
God, humpy humpy, yeah
Batteries included

[ENGINEER]
I'm depressed
For hustling amours
To Japanese tours
Is no treat in Bangkok

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Now give me a break, guys

[ENGINEER]
I'm the best
But where's a Marine
With fistfuls of green
I'd cheat him in Bangkok?

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Get out of here, will you?
This one's mine

[ENGINEER]
Ten cents an hour

[ENGINEER, spoken, to CLUB OWNER]
Evening, boss

[ENGINEER]
Screw the Siamese

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Hey, hey, come here, come here

[ENGINEER]
Look how they're ripping off refugees
If you're looking for fun, original sin?
If you wanna put out then you gotta come in

[HUSTLERS]
Girls

[ENGINEER]
Hey boys, don't stand around like wimps

[HUSTLERS]
I got girls

[ENGINEER]
Watch out, those guys, they're really pimps

[HUSTLERS]
Girls

[ENGINEER]
You want some thrills, I'll guarantee some

[HUSTLERS]
Half the price

[ENGINEER]
Tonight, a twosome or a threesome

[SOME HUSTLERS]
Hey, come to me

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Ah, that's sick, that's his mother, I know her, don't touch her

[SOME HUSTLERS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Look what you'll see (Don't go near her, that's his mother)

[ENGINEER]
Hey, that's a joke
Mine blows smoke for a small extra fee

[VENDORS]
Acid, marijuana and hash
We'll get you high in a flash

[TOURISTS]
Let's go and see what they mean

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Come on, guys, come on

[VENDORS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Chicken, lemongrass and bamboo (Hey Joe, hey Joe)

[TOURISTS & ENGINEER, spoken]
We want to try something new (Hey Joe)

[HUSTLERS]
Come do the ping pong routine

[ENGINEER]
Hey Joe, try taking a little excursion
You'll all feel good from a little perversion

[TOURISTS, spoken]
Oh yeah

[ENGINEER]
Massage requiring total immersion

[TOURISTS, spoken]
Oh wow

[ENGINEER]
Some strange positions they say are Persian

[TOURISTS, spoken]
Oh no

[ENGINEER]
Drinks are on me
First girl is free
What can I say?
You get me for a small extra fee

[VENDORS]
Acid, marijuana and hash
We'll get you high in a flash

[TOURISTS & ENGINEER, spoken]
Let's go and see what they mean (Come on, guys, come in my club)

[ENGINEER, spoken]
It's beautiful inside, come on, come on

[VENDORS]
Chicken, lemongrass and bamboo

[TOURISTS]
We want to try something new

[HUSTLERS]
Come do the ping pong routine

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Come on guys, it's beautiful