[Chorus]
I love it when girls
I love it when girls
All these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight, surely you would love it

[Verse 1]
I love that quick hair flick and the giggle
I love it when they're tough, but soft in the middle
I love it when they talk with vocal fry
Like come on, baby, won't you ruin my life?
I love hearing about all their expertise
Oh, that's the kind of lady that I wanna please
I love it when thеy make their own damn money
I'll bе your little bit of sugar, let me call you mummy

[Chorus]
I love it when girls
I love it when girls
All these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight, surely you would love it

[Verse 2]
I love it when they give pep talks in the loos
I love it when they walk home holding their shoes
I love it when their shoes make them taller than me
Doesn't make much difference when I'm on my knees
I love it when they know what they want from life
And they're not willing to compromise
For men, boyfriends, or societal pressures
When they follow their own script down to the letter
[Chorus]
I love it when girls
I love it when girls
All these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight, surely you would love it
I love it when girls
I love it when girls
All these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight, surely you would love it

[Verse 3]
I think the fella doth protest too much
Why always gotta make such a fuss?
Have a day off, mate, take it easy
All feels a little bit suss to me
Like feel sorry for your missus
Dealing with all of whatever this is
We get it, you're a man, we got the hint
So who are you really trying to convince?
'Cause I don't know about you
But personally

[Chorus]
I love it when girls
I love it when girls
All these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight, surely you would love it
When girls
I love it when girls
All these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight, surely you would love it