Yo, Kieran, what's up man?
Why you always on the internet, sitting in your room?
You're so short, barely reaching my waist
Maybe if you went outside for a bit, you could get a taste
Of some real life, instead of just living in a game
But no, you're stuck staring at catgirls, it's such a shame
You even used a Pokemon Smash or Pass to get views That's some low-level shit, dude, you need to up your moves
You're wasting your time, chasing clicks and fame
You could be doing something real, not just playing a game
Why don't you go outside for a bit, looking at all those catgirls are making your brain cells take a hit
Wakе up, man, it's time to be a real pеrson and quit
All this internet fame, it's not worth it in the end