YourFavouriteShady
MINECRAFT BARS III
[Verse 1: JMCEE]
Minecraft Bars three, game going up exponentially
Every rap like a seed, they’re all thought up perpetually
And this time on the track, I’m not gonna take an L like Lee
But i’m staying on my feet, 9 lives like I was Stampy

I won’t fall off this time like I forgot my Elytra in the End
I got so much green from trading that i’m really gonna spend
I wearing the new Armour Trims cos i’m following the trend
I got twenty stacks of diamonds that I bet you want to lend

I’m cheating on this easy game, call me Draco or Miller
I be slaying all these undead like they were doing the thriller
I’ll be boiling your tasty bars like they were all gonna simmer
And I wear fully enchanted gear so It’s gonna glimmer

Me and your girl play Multiplayer, Hypixel Bed-Wars
I been poisoned by you witches, i’m In need of a Gauze
I’ll be elevating my game , you be on ground floors
And my words are certainly scary, unlike Roblox Doors

[Chorus: JMCEE]
Minecraft Bars Three, monumental like the last
Got Kieran as a feature so you know we going past
All you arrogant haters, blind like you stuck in 1066
So pardon my French, but Fuck You Bitch!
[Verse 2: YourFavouriteShady]
Yo, it's Minecraft Bars 3, and we're back at it again
Me and JMCee, gonna drop some rhymes that'll bend
Your mind and blow you away like a creeper explosion
Our bars are legendary, no need for any regen potion

I'm the master of this game, Miller's just a disaster
He can't handle our skills, he'll never be a builder or a thriller
My skills are sharp, my diamond sword is keen
Gonna take him out, like I'm a creeper and he's in survival mode in my scene

I'm building castles, he's building huts
My game's on point, his game's in a rut
I'm stacking blocks, he's stacking losses
My redstone's hot, his gameplay's just awkward

In the end, it's clear who's the boss
I'll craft a bow and arrow and take him down with one shot
I'll raid his base, I'll pillage his land
I'll dominate this game, and he'll just be my pawn in our hand

So that's it for now, I'm signing off
Our Minecraft skills, we'll never scoff
With JMCEE, we'll always be on top
Minecraft Bars 3, it's never gonna stop

[Chorus: JMCEE]
Minecraft Bars Three, monumental like the last
Got RZZA as a feature so you know we going past
All you arrogant haters, blind like you stuck in 1066
So pardon my French, but Fuck You Bitch!

[Verse 3: YUNG RZZA]
I hate my mother because, she ain’t buy me PS5 (PS5)
I’m killing all you impostors, Like and Subscribe (Sorry?)
I got all the rizz , your girl, has got to see men (See Men)
I got ice in my hydrogen, you got a 5 out of 10 (She a Ten!)

50k my paycheck in a single Rizzer day, (50k!)
I don’t talk to your homies, I ain’t that gay (Ewww)
I’m not a gamer, I don't play minecraft at all (Never!)
Pitch me and my Opps if you ever wanna brawl (RZZA Out!)

[Chorus: JMCEE]
Minecraft Bars Three, monumental like the last
Got Wheezy as a feature so you know we going past
All you arrogant haters, blind like you stuck in 1066
So pardon my French, but Fuck You Bitch!

[Verse 4: Lil Wheezus]
See we’re all young guys, we do Minecraft gaming for fun
But I'm grown like the way I’m flaming with a gun
Double headshot like a bow, bitch Wheezy is back
Left a guy on a building roof, his neck was all black
We’ll steal your dope for fun, clap your hands wouldn’t you know?
It's Wheezus the one and only, here on verse 4
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, we cough like we got an episode
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, your guys on another episode (what?)
We excavate the scene like we rolling with diggers
I made 999 from this feature, that’s at least 6 figures
Get yourself told, it’s wheezy’s temporary resurrection
Your girl got my PIN cos she payin’ for my erection
I’m sorry but I ain’t here to just talk shit
I’m here cos the studio girl is someone to hit
I’m talking about the microphone, hear it moan
500 grams of reverb like I was playing the bass
I’m over here rapping and I’m always getting face, GOAT
[Chorus: JMCEE]
Minecraft Bars Three, monumental like the last
Got the gang as a feature so you know we going past
All you arrogant haters, blind like you stuck in 1066
So pardon my French, but Fuck You Bitch!