[Intro:YourFavouriteShady]
Guess who's on the mic
Ready to give you a laugh, and it won't be slight
I can take all you guys on, and I ain't on about in a fight
I'm talking about a rap battle, and I'll take your rhymes out of sight

[Chorus:YourFavouriteShady]
Call me a canine cause I'm barking mad
My rhymes are so dope, they'll make you glad
You can call me a dick cause I always go hard
But your rhymes never cum, they're like a discarded playing card

[Verse 1:YourFavouriteShady]
I'm not the best rapper, but I'm having fun
Making jokes and wordplays, and I'm not yet done
I'm like a comedic genius, making you laugh all night
While you're just a wannabe, unable to take flight

[Verse 2:YourFavouriteShady]
I'm not here to bе serious, just having some fun
Imagining up rhymes, likе a child with a toy gun
But don't get me wrong, I'm still the real deal
When it comes to rapping, I can make you feel

[Chorus:YourFavouriteShady]
Call me a canine cause I'm barking mad
My rhymes are so dope, they'll make you glad
You can call me a dick cause I always go hard
But your rhymes never cum, they're like a discarded playing card
[Verse 3:YourFavouriteShady]
I'm not trying to be famous, I'm not trying to be great
Just trying to make you laugh, and forget about hate
My rhymes may be crude, but they're not obscene
And if you don't like them, then just hit the quarantine

[Verse 4:YourFavouriteShady]
I'm like a magician, my rhymes will make you disappear
I'll have you running for the hills, full of fear
You can't touch me, I'm the king of the hill
I'll leave you in my wake, with nothing but a chill

[Chorus:YourFavouriteShady]
Call me a canine cause I'm barking mad
My rhymes are so dope, they'll make you glad
You can call me a dick cause I always go hard
But your rhymes never cum, they're like a discarded playing card

[Outro:YourFavouritrShady]
So that's my rap, hope you had some fun
Listening to my rhymes, and my witty puns
And if you didn't like it, well, that's just too bad
Cause I'm Shady, and I'm always barking mad!