[Verse 1:YourFavouriteShady]
Yo, it's YourFavouriteShady, I'm here to deliver
A diss track so sick, it'll make you quiver
James Beehan, your hair's so greasy
It's like an oil slick, man, it's so sleazy
Luke Miller, can't go to Paris, what a shame
Maybe if you weren't diabetic, you'd be in the game
Ashton Draco, you're fat and fuckin Reek
Slave to your parents, can't even speak
Now onto Sammy, you're a loser, can't make original content
Copying others, man, it's so transparent

[Verse 2:YourFavouriteShady]
Elle, mentally stupid believing in crystals and zodiacs
Hope you look up and see cancer as a sign, not just rocks
And Alex, why you getting so fuckin' pissed?
Whеn JMC talks to you, you act like a bitch (Cry about it)
And yo Amelia , make up your mind
With that LGBBQ shit you wanna bе, don't be so blind
And clean up that face, you're not a clown
He, she, they, them, fuck y'all pronouns
Everyone's a dumbass, can't even hear the sounds
Don't take this seriously, I'm just playing around
But if you're offended, go ahead and drown

[Verse 3:YourFavouriteShady]
Don't take this seriously, yo, I'm just going with the flow
JMCEE can't make a decent verse, that's why I'm here, let's go
Nah, just kidding, JMC, your shit's all good
I enjoy reading your rhymes, they're understood
And me, I'm a piece of white trash, offending loads
But I'll still take y'all out, no matter the code
Lewis, you dumb piece of shit, no one likes you
Just a whiny little bitch, crying through and through
[Outro:YourFavouriteShady]
Yeah, that's it, I'm out, dropping the mic
You can hate me or love me, it's all just hype
But one thing's for sure, Shady's not gonna back down
So watch out, 'cause my bars gonna bring you down

You know I'm just kidding, I don't mean it