Aww, look at daddy's baby cow
That's daddy's calf, little milky head
Yesterday I changed your udders, wiped you and milked you
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two
Baby you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch! You move again I'll beat the beef out of you! (Moo)

Don't make me wake this calf! She don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do!
Quit taking five grams cocaine, bitch! Why do you always make snort the drugs for you?!
I have thoughts in my head
When will all this end
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?!
Oh, what's the matter Cow, am I mooing too loud for you?!
Ground Beef, bitch! You're gonna finally let me milk you out this time!
At first, I'm likе: "Aight, Because a white eel will fly in"
But not for a bull to takе my place! Are you out your mind?!
This field, this grass, this whole pen is mine!

I don’t believe what’s going on
You cluck like a hungry hen
I’m like a werewolf to the moon
My head’s empty like your mind with 5 five grams on the grass
In front of your gate
How could you let him moo in our field?! Look it, Cow!
Look at your minced husband now! (No!) I said, MOO at him!
He ain't so white now, is he, little bitch?!
I will sell everything from his crappy crib
I’m actually fucked up already
(Why are you grazing like this?!) Moo the fack up!
(You're Mad Cow! You're never gonna moo away with this! The locusts will bite off your cock)
You think I give a cluck?! Come on! We're going for a midnight graze, Cow! (No!)
Walk up front! (We can't just leave Polish alone! What if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back; well, I will: you'll be in the grinder!
So long, Cow you did me so wrong
Chemistry party your gonna go in a supermarket freezer
To the shitty tesco, not to Asda
I wanna go on, mooing in this world without you

You really fucked me Cow! You really did a number on my grass!
Never knew me drinkin' anothers milk instead of yours would come back to mince me
Oh fackk, I think I’m gonna die
If I don’t snort some grass soon
But we was calfs then, Cow! I was only 12 months
That was years ago! I thought we wiped the hoof clean
That's fucked up! (I Mooed for you!) Oh Steak Allah, my brain is racing
(I Produced for you!) Why are you milking?!
I hate your milk! Does this look like a big joke? Total mega damn descent (No!)
There's a 1 month-old little calf laying dead with a slit throat

In your cow cubicle ! Moo-Moo! What, you think I'm milking you?!
You loved him didn't you? (No!)
Bullshit, you bitch! Don't fucking lie to me!
Well, then f**k it, I’m not grazing today
I want to kick like a panther
There’s no deals at the dealer
What the fuck's this bull's problem on the left field of me?
Fuck you Bull Cunt! Yeah, charge me!
Cow, Cow! Why don't you like to moo for me? You think I'm ugly, don't you?
(It's not that!) No, you think I'm ugly (Calf)
Get the fuck away from me! Don't milk near me!
The milk option is omitted
Because I am trimmed like scissors