[Intro - Scratch, Geoff, Both]
We're gonna make her something special
Something great!
I'd rather not put in the effort
But you're way too late
No time for the elves
We've got to do it ourselves
We're going D.I.Y this Christmas!
Ow!
New plan

[Verse 1 - Scratch, Geoff, Both ]
Papier-mâché
Ooh! I'll be the balloon!
That actually looks pretty okay
I might've come out too soon
Our pie has gone awry
Ah! I got glitter in my eye!
We're going D.I.Y this Christmas!
Ow! It stings!

[Verse 2 - Scratch, Geoff]
I'm going to tie-dye all her t-shirts
And I'm hot gluing
We're gonna need to gеt new t-shirts
Yeah, this is completеly ruined
[Outro - Scratch, Both]
Time is running short, so as our last resort
We're going D.I.Y
Or at least we're gonna try
D.I.Y. this Christmas!