[Intro: Matthew Mercer (as Trafalgar Law)]
It's been two years now since the war in Marineford
Tell me: did anyone actually accomplish anything?

[Colleen Clinkenbeard (as Monkey D. Luffy)]
I'm useless!

[Matthew Mercer (as Trafalgar Law)]
All you did was maintain the status quo
The Navy regrouped and bolstered its strength
None of the big-players have taken action
It's like everyone has been holding their breath. Just preparing
That war was only beginning. It was a prologue
You always told me that it was coming
That a new era would arrive borne along by an unstoppable tide
The age of the daring ones
Here we are, Joker
I open the gate. The gears are broken. There's no turning back

[Verse 1: Dukes-Up Kelly (as Roger)]
A king I won't stand by
Don't misunderstand why
My ending words sent and drove men to the Grand Line
An eras upon us and we are behind it
The One Piece is out there
You just have to find it
[Verse 2: Faze Krunker (as Luffy)]
Luffy Mugiwara
You know it's death when I spot 'em
Grew up in the East cuz I started from the bottom
With the Gum-Gum beating down you dumb dumbs
When they're bringing ring and string don't need the beat cuz I strum them
Run them fades cuz you play no Krunker
Sanji cooking meals cuz I got that hunger
Stretch and evade cuz I'm made of rubber
Hang out and do adventures with my brother

[Verse 3: Wepons Arsonist (as Ace)]
It's the A C E turning up the heat
With the Mera Mera no Mi leave you history
You could beat me please even when on my knees
I'm hunting down Teach even without my fleet
Moby Dick on the ocean it's wavy
Deep underseas locked up like Davy
Flame burnt out got caught by the Navy
Shame getting saved by a crybaby

[Verse 4: Beanie Landon (as Teach)]
Watch the captain pull up wth the black beard
Shoot straight to the top I surpass peers
Feel double the pain still got no fear
Wanna battle I'll leave you like Thatch cleared
I got the Dark-Dark Fruit to make Whitebeard quake in his boots
I'm uncouth can't you tell I'm even missing a tooth
Got big boots
Ain't no villain close to filling my shoes
I won't lose
Strongest emperor to tell you the truth
[Verse 5: Wtr D Melon (as Saul)]
Clear it's the giant jaguar
Not JoJo but the laughs so bizarre
Won't freet you can bet like a bad guitar
Got froze by my foes like I'm avatar
Dera shi shi
You could never beat me
I'm sixty feet tall
You're looking really teeny
Fighting with Aokiji
He wanted to freeze me
A former marine I was defeated completely

[Verse 6: Agodami (as Garp)]
(Rise and shine!)
First at bat
For the dad's no slack on attack got the world on our back
As I'm packing the mac
In the back of the ack
Going black while I snack on a slim jim like a shinjin
Put it to test
I attest we're better than the rest
Maybe the best in the West
To the East we the beast
With this fist I'mma iron out the wrinkles like a crease
To say the least it's time to feast
[Verse 7: ZiggyCheez (as Dragon)]
Father
You already know I'm dope I go farther
Crew we take it a rope to rope we go harder
Moving with our hopes to cope the worlds charters
Cuz we know smarter (smarter)
Sharper sword to implement this change no barter
Wits will win in this exchange your larger?
Numbers? You stay capping
Don't want smoke for throwing dragon

[Verse 8: TheManBeHisLa (as Law)]
Everybody hands up this is the law
From the bottom to the grand up witnessed it all
I split the cog SS hollowfied
Not the type to stand "idle" like Hololive
When I strong & strike you get boxed (Smoker)
Punishment your cut off (Joker)
Poker, fatal, lay 'em on the table
Sables demon to a ghost no Fabvl

[Outro: Robert McCollum (as Donquixote Doflamingo) and Matthew Mercer (as Trafalgar Law)]
You do a pretty decent job of acting like a tough guy, runt

Enjoy it while you can but you won't be laughing for very much longer. Because we are gonna do the unthinkable