[Verse 1]
I’m a semi-functioning human, but I’ve done pretty well so far
Sure I slept in 'til like three, but I made a great cup of tea

[Hook]
So that’s one gold star for me

[Verse 2]
I might forget your birthday
I might not even know your name
But if you tell me a secret, it’s as safe as it can be

[Hook]
So that’s one gold star for me

[Bridge]
No there’s nothing wrong with falling down
Forgetting your keys is allowed
I cry at every film I see
But I’ll give you the best hug that you’ve ever received

[Verse 3]
Oh, I can barely count to ten in the morning
My eyeliner will never even out
But I’ll smile till I’m blue so that you will smile too
[Outro]
So that’s one gold star for me