[Verse 1]
Deerstalker at the ready
Careful, feeling unsteady
Must be the poison in my blood
Taxi, I'm in a hurry
Watson no need to worry
Gadzooks! Irene is in the nud!

[Chorus]
I am Sherlocked
Cannot stop
Waiting watching
Till the penny finally drops

[Verse 2]
Lestrade, the clue's right there look!
Something that you have mistook
You see, but you do not observe
Oh no, it's Moriarty!
Beat him, let's have a party
By Jove, he's back, he's got a nerve

[Chorus]
I am Sherlocked
Cannot stop
Waiting watching
Till the penny finally drops
[Verse 3]
Molly, completely smitten
What's that? A glowing kitten?
Sorry, but rabbit wouldn't scan
Big heist, and daring bank raids
Friendships, farewells to be made
Sherlock, you'd better have a plan

[Chorus]
I am Sherlocked
Cannot stop
Waiting watching
Till the penny finally drops