Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar
You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high
You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you

Well, I've always had a deep respect
And I mean that most sincerely
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think
Oh by the way which one's Pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy
We call it Riding the Gravy Train

We're just knocked out. We heard about the sell out
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people. We're so happy we can hardly count
Everybody else is just green, have you seen the chart?
It's a helluva start
It could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy
We call it Riding the Gravy Train

(Disciplinary it remains mercifully
Yes, and then... Derek, this star nonsense
Yes, yes
Now which is it?
I'm sure of it)